When walking home after a party, two men decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. In the stillness of the midnight, they were startled by a tap-tapping coming from nearby. Getting up what small courage they possessed, the men crept over to a nearby grave. There they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
The men began to laugh nervously.
"You nearly scared us to death," one said.
"Yeah," the other agreed, "we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing out here in the middle of the night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
"Keep reading and dreaming"