10. You ask the lady of the house if she's free after the kiddies go to bed.
9. You have to wait until you get home to eat your candy because you left your teeth on the nightstand.
8. You ask for high fiber, sugar free candy only.
7. You don't have to use Kleenex to fill out your Wonder Woman costume.
6. Your mask makes your beard itch.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. Sadly, all that sagging isn't part of the costume.
3. You hope your costume won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Jedi in the neighborhood using a walker.
and last but not least...
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
"Keep reading and dreaming"