Here's my old joke:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, Angie, came out of her house and went to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came back out of her house and again went to the mail box, looked inside and slammed it shut.
The third time she came out, checked the mail box and got mad, he asked, "Is something wrong?"
"There sure is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
"Keep reading and dreaming"